Oh, you want to know why? Yeah, about that...
Well, last week, Dad left to go to San Francisco really really really early in the morning. So when mom and I came back from the bus stop, mom decided to be a couch potato for a little while. She was reading a book on her phone and snoozing a bit, so I cuddled up next to her and sniffed around the end table too. Anddddd, maybe I chewed on a couple of things. Ok one little thing. A blue thing. With a little round battery and electronics.
When my mom got up, she started looking around for one of those things that helps her hear. I ran out of the room and stayed very very quiet.
I heard her on the phone talking about something called a warranty. Then I heard her make another call. Something about X-rays. Before I knew it, we were at the place where I get my shots!
They put me on this cold table in this thing where I had to be still. Took some kind of picture, and said, "Boy, he's a little trouble-maker!" But with that cutesy tone in their voice that everybody uses around me. I gave them my most pitiful, desperate look when they took me back to the room. The doctor said something about the battery already being in my colon? She said to wait and watch me.
Well, I got to go home without any shots. Later on, when I pooped, everybody seemed happy! I don't know what that was all about...
All I know is I'm glad I'm cute. And Mom says I should be thankful that little blue thing was warrantied!
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